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01:17:09 AM
Wednesday, March 19, 2025
Good morning! I'm probably having coffee right now.
🏋️♂️Training Like a Beast
Following structured periodization so I can lift heavy, recover smart, and not snap my spine in half.
Current Phase: Hypertrophy Hell - Everything hurts, send help.
Current Mood: 🥩 Craving protein 24/7.
☕Latte Art Trials & Errors
Practicing pouring hearts, tulips, and… abstract modern disasters.
Success Rate: 2/10 cups Instagram-worthy
Latte Mood: ☕ Foam is hard. Life is harder.
🏄Surf Progress Tracker
Trying to become the next Kauai surf legend.
Current Status: Riding foam boards and falling stylishly.
Surf Quote: "If the ocean wants me dead, who am I to argue?"
💼Investor Talks
Convincing serious people that my hardware robots and future empire are worth betting on.
Current Investor Status: Nodding politely, probably confused.
Preferred Pitch Style: 🤖 50% Tech, 50% Jugaad.
🤖Building Robots & Hardware Madness
From wires to world domination.
Current Project: Teaching a robot to make perfect scrambled eggs.
Biggest Obstacle: Soldering without burning my fingers.
📱Mindless Scrolling Olympics
Daily Event: Scrolling reels until my brain leaks out.
Screen Time Report: 🚨 Too ashamed to publish.
Recent Searches: "How to make coffee while holding crow pose."
🧘♂️Crow Pose (Bakāsana) Quest
Balancing body and soul… mostly falling on my face.
Progress: Can lift both feet for 2.5 seconds before gravity wins.
Mantra: "Crow today, peacock tomorrow."
🌈Random Chaos Tracker
| Activity | Success Rate | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Foam Heart in Latte | 2/10 | Resembles amoeba |
| Crow Pose Hold | 2.5 sec | Bruised ego included |
| Investor Pitches | 5/10 | One smiled politely |
| Wave Ridden Without Falling | 1/10 | Foam counts, right? |
| Mindless Scrolling Hours | 🫠 Infinite | Send dopamine detox |
Chaos LevelDelightful Disaster
Zen MonkBurning Man Raver
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